Simon has written for the BBC, Channel 4, Sky, Comedy Central and Dave (he’s coming for you, ITV).

He’s put words directly into the mouths of Charlie Brooker, Maria Bamford, James Acaster, Adam Buxton, Nina Conti, Matt Lucas, Richard Ayoade, Dara Ó Briain, Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Jamali Maddix and Matt Forde.

There are others, but let’s be face it, we were all getting a little tired of the name-dropping.

He also writes his own scripts and edits other people’s. One of his, Clickbait, has been in development with the BBC and is one of FifteenScripts.com’s selection of the best UK sitcom scripts not currently in production.